Monday, August 07, 2006

Say Goodnight, Not Goodbye

That is a song by a nondescript singer named Beth Nielsen Chapman. I am sure none of you would have ever come across her.

I am extremely sorry for not posting any new posts. I will surely write one tomorrow without fail.

Hope all is well with riggs, pecc, rums, ekta and everyone who comments on my blog.

Somebody on rediff asked me Any run in(s) with the gooey kablooie? I said, You mean my wife? Every single day of my life.

Yours abscondingly.


Anonymous Riggy said...

Hi Qwerts,

Welcome back to the land of the living, Lazarus.

Not a moment too soon, I might add. I was going through all my event management contacts to see if I could rustle up a good sketcher so that we could come up with a likeness of yours to put on the side of Amul Tazaa Milk Cartons.

The next time you are going to be Yours Abscondingly, please do be good enough to let us know so we will not worry. (Nor keep checking your blog for updates).

Anyhoo, Ahnooie, having said all that it's good to have you back. I shall log into rediff now to check if you are available

Yours Good2CU,

7:40 PM  
Blogger RUMS said...

Wow! Qwerty! You're on rediff much more than I thought...I must pay a clandestine visit and see for myself...wotchya boys upto there?

11:36 AM  
Anonymous riggy said...


You will have to log in to see. PLEASE come soon, Qwerty complained to me yesterday that he was tired of meeting only men. I think he meant me

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like you have forgotten what I did to you in last July... There are certain people who forget the lessons very quickly...U 50 year old bachelor, whore fucker talking about relation ships and family does not sounds nice.....You life is the prime example about how u manage things and what is ur thinking.....I know you are absconding somewhere fucking whores..
Every one knows about your ideology...."why to keep cows when u can buy milk in the market"..."I have tasted every race of this world"...." To your sub-ordinate/sweeper SJ, after interviewing a 23 year old girl "Man this girl is going to add masala to the office life, lets who gets her first".
According to me, such a person should not be allowed to work any where in the world. you should be stripped of all the awards that have been given to you. I really not sure who are you.... but you just reminds me of a really person who according to me and most of the people he interacted with belongs to the lowest category of human are a disgrace to the all the educations institutions that have imparted education to you. In short you are a filthy creature.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous Riggs said...


You won awards? Which ones?

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May be you are higly acclaimed person in ur scientific field, but in the field of social life, you have failed miserably. You have friends that are only serve as sweepers to you. You do not even earned a single true friends in your 40-50 life.
Just remember every one(atleast a hindu brahmin) should leave this earthly place on four shoulders, after analysing your deeds I bet you will start your journey for next life on Municipal Corporation of India,from here called MCI, garbage truck. No one will even come forward to even complete the last rights. I just hope you correct your ways and above does not happen to you...but chances are very bleak.
when I am thinking as a Analyist.

I know your subordinate/ sweeper is a very good astrologer. He is desendant of the royal astrologer to the maharaj of Jaipur. He only told me that I have some kind of special power that what ever comes out of my mouth becomes true...As far as I can see that has kind of has been quite true....No man I do not beleive in astrology but I surely have spent my life observing people and analysing their life...I predict that after you retire from the power designation that, (it is you who told me to use that instead of which I thank you for that), you are currently in, you are going on to live a total lonely life.... no friends/no relatives/no well wisher. When you will die,(likely after 20 years) probably of a heart attack/paralysis, no one will even notice that you are missing for days. You will lie in a room half concious for days without water. Later on your decayed body will be collected by the sweepers in scoops, dumped in a black re-cycleable bag, put on to the MCD truck. But do not worry I am good human being and won't let happen such disgrace to a dead body so I will be the one who will complete your last rites...I will keep myself updated on your health for rest of your life. But will intervene only after you die.

When I am thinking as a Kind hearted person to whome you have cause great pain.
a well wisher.

Just ponder over this quote.
A man who has not earned four shoulders for his last journey has failed miserably...
A Philosopher.
Your post are f***ingly cool when I am a thinking as a buckch**.

I wish you die a miserable death when I am a true lover.

You are financially very weak... you have not saved enough for your retirement, in next 2-3 years you have to save for next 20 years. When I am thinking as a financial advisor.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous G said...

Hiya Qwerts, Riggs...

Whoa, haven't read this page for about a week or so and alas!! I am happy to note I haven't missed much.

I wonder if qwerts will buy shares into rediff.. or riggs into ahoonie's comment page. Either way nice start for a " start up".

Nice read again the blog and the comments... way to go riggs and qwerts.

1:46 PM  
Anonymous G said...

Qwerty, riggs anyone...

Is this anonymous person practicing to write a movie script, or just got verbal diarrhea?

Just wondering?

1:51 PM  
Anonymous peccavi said...

whew...i got tired reading the tirade. (good rhyme there..:P)

bah...what u been upto qwrts - rubbing ppl up the wrong way...and at yer age i'd have thought u would know how to do it right...sigh...

and i want to know whaT awards too ;-)

and huccome u're never on rediff when i'm bored and stop by? (remember to check out the 40s room befo u whine about being alone and/or log off :-)))

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry if the Qwerty or the person who is actually content owner of this blog is not the person I have in my mind, RK. His style of thinking and writing, knowledge of english makes me think he is the one.
I apologise if I am mistaken his identity.
A angry young man who has taken the frustration out. After writing this post I really feal like having anemia after several days of constipation :D

2:49 PM  
Blogger qwerty said...

Hi riggs, rums, g, pecc,

Hope all is going on well with you.

Achievements and Awards:

1. The Original Bonkstar
2. The DYK Honor
3. The Tireless Cuntributer
4. The Night Twatchman Award
5. Etc.

These awards were adjudicated by a team of ladies from our unidentified friend's family.

3:49 PM  
Blogger qwerty said...

hi anonymous,

I read and re-read your banal soapbox oration.

Here are a few facts, you got wrong:

1. We never communicated last July.
2. I am 40 years old and married for many years.
3. I do not employ any subordinate / sweeper named SJ.
4. I do not possess any scientific knowledge.
5. The only astrology, I know come in a set of three numbers, for example: 36-26-36.
6. I am not financially weak.
7. Yes, this is a case of mistaken identity.

Fact, you got right.

1. Yes, me English are fare bettir then your.

Advise as a well-wisher:

Va te faire foutre, S'il vous plait.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous peccavi said...

bluiddy unfair i say old chap.

we just dont know ne of the frog lingo. :-)) so do tell us wot biologicically impossible act u asked the guy to do...s'il vous plait!

4:26 PM  
Blogger RUMS said...

Wow Qwerts, this is probably the MOST HILARIOUS comment page in your entire blog! Anon types faster than he thinks...

4:56 PM  
Blogger qwerty said...

hi pecc,

I said, Go stuff/fcuk yourself, please.

It is not biologically impossible unless his pop is unwilling to knuckle under.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey querty,
i've nothing to comment, but only a coupla questions:

did u get lucky after turning 40....that is by ur American, infidelity laws? when does ur wife turn forty? will i turn lucky when she turns forty?

9:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dont get serious. just for jolly.

9:37 PM  
Blogger qwerty said...

hi anonymous,

I didn't think you would have anything to say.

No, I didn't get lucky. Yes, you will get lucky when she turns forty.

Do you what a guillotine is? Please do not forget that shaving gel.

No, I am not serious. How is your sister Jolly? Do they still sing that song, For she's a jolly good fellatio, for she's a jolly good fellatio,
And so say all of us, and so say all of us

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see qwerty we dont have any sister laws in our land like u have infidel laws in ur land. So try searching ur American law for "incest" laws. Why? U may even get lucky man. And u can sing and all that wid ur jolly good..i wont say. May be u can do great blog on that. U're talented man.

ps: it was nice of u that u didn't get serious. me too.

10:29 PM  
Blogger Just Kiddin said...


This is one amazing blog. Riggs reads out your blog to me cause my visual attention span sucks more than a hoover heavy duty vacuum cleaner.

Super stuff.


12:19 PM  

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